September 2012


The continuation of a story told through YouTube videos…
(click on the green video links)

. . .

RECAP from previous Episode 7a:
So I couldn’t get the dang thing off my chest; its head was flopping in my face.

Episode 7b: FREE WILL

Anytime I take a step, the head smacks me in the face. Really?

In the meantime, all the other s/he/its were zipping around in the air oblivious that one of their brethren is stuck on me, dead to the world. The heck with it–this is worse than claustrophobia. I gather all my inner chi/chi and make like I’m gonna strangle myself but instead of my neck, it’s that s/he/it’s neck I squeeze and with thoughts of Popeye on a spinach high in my head, I rip the freakin’ thing off of me.

Free at last! Only…


(Final episode(s)* coming up…)

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*it’ll either be Episode 4.8 as a whole or with parts a and b, depending…

[1]step/There She Is – Step 1: “There She Is!!” – Uploaded by Madamegato: There She Is!! (떳다 그녀!!) is a Flash cartoon series produced by a three-person team and hosted on the Korean website SamBakZa; the series about a romance between an anthropomorphic bunny and cat, in a world where such relationships are taboo, generated a large amount of positive feedback from its online audience, including fan art, which drove SamBakZa to produce more cartoons in the series, which won the 2004 Anima Mundi animation festival in Brazil, and first place in both the Web Animation – Professional Jury and Web Animation – Audience divisions, as well as winning the Special Award Anima Mundi Web
[2]face/Doll Face – Uploaded by andrewhu: Andrew Huang is a commercial and music video director living in Los Angeles whose career started when his dark sci-fi short film “Doll Face” went viral on YouTube, earning him attention from J.J. Abrams, William Morris Endeavor and numerous international festivals and galleries
[3]zipping/Closeup: Water Striders Zipping Along Guadalupe River – Uploaded by fmims, Forrest Mims is an electronics author whose writings have been honored for excellence by the Computer Press Association and has appeared in magazines and science journals, including Nature, Scientific American, Science, Popular Photography, New Scientist, Sky & Telescope, Popular Mechanics, Physics Today, Electronics, PC Magazine, and IEEE Spectrum; Forrest’s consulting clients have included the National Geographic Society, the National Science Teachers Association, and NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center; he teaches experimental Earth science once or twice a year at the University of the Nations at their campuses in Kona, Hawaii, and Lausanne, Switzerland; he was named a Laureate in the Rolex Awards for Enterprise competition for his efforts in establishing a global ozone measuring network that used instruments of his own design
[4]stuck/”Stuck!” 2010 Movie trailer HD – Uploaded by pipistrello2004: STUCK! is director Steve Balderson’s homage to film noir women-in-prison films, faithfully re-producing the genre with a modern, tongue-in-cheek twist but with all the hallmarks of a classic prison movie: wrongly accused heroine, hard boiled dames, diabolical alliances, forbidden love, cat-fighting cuties, a sadistic warden, and corrupt prison guards; STUCK! stars Karen Black, Susan Traylor, Jane Wiedlin, Mink Stole, Stacy Cunningham, Starina Johnson and Pleasant Gehman
[5]claustrophobia/Claustrophobic’s Nightmare – Uploaded by theGetRealGuy: Hinkle Horn Honking Holes are flowstone squeezes that are the only way through for the Nettlebed Cave, a limestone cave located in the Mount Arthur region of the northwest South Island of New Zealand; due, primarily to the difference in air pressure and temperature of the top entrance at approximatley 1100 metres altitude and the bottom at 300 metres, the airflow through these holes literally “honk” with a sound resembling a raging waterfall
[6]chi/Star Wars Tai Chi – Uploaded by maraizon: In traditional Chinese culture, qì (aka chi or ch’i) is an active principle forming part of any living thing, frequently translated as life energy, life force, or energy flow, the central underlying principle in traditional Chinese medicine and martial arts; concepts similar to qi can be found in many cultures, for example, Prana in Vedantic philosophy, mana in Hawaiian culture, Lüng in Tibetan Buddhism, and Vital energy in Western philosophy with elements of the qi concept also be found in western popular culture, for example The Force in Star Wars
[7]chi/Fausto Leali-“A chi”1967, Uploaded by anncage: Fausto Leali is an Italian singer, famous for his rough and aggressive voice, in sharp contrast with Italian melody conventions; His first real success was “A chi” in 1967 (an Italian version of an 1954 American song “Hurt”, written by Roy Hamilton, which was also issued years later by Francesco De Gregori), which sold over one million copies, and was awarded a gold disc
[8]spinach/Ultimate Spinach – Ballad Of The Hip Death Goddess, Uploaded by agata44poison: Ultimate Spinach comprised of keyboardist/guitarist Ian Bruce-Douglas and singer Barbara Hudson was a psychedelic/hard rock/blues band of Boston’s alternative scene in the second half of the 1960s, but since 1970, the band has largely abandoned the psychedelic sounds and have (since at least 1975) dropped all of the 60s songs from their setlists (with the exception of ‘Ballad Of The Hip Death Goddess’ and a few from the third album)
[9]freakin’/LFO “Freak”, HIGH QUALITY VERSION – Uploaded by ImperialPimp: LFO, comprised of Gez Varley and Mark Bell, is an English electronic music act who pioneered the bass-heavy techno, IDM, and acid house music of the late 80s to mid-90s; the group’s name is derived from the abbreviation for the term low-frequency oscillator, a synthesizer function widely used in electronic music
[10]last/ DeniseVlogs Presents : Last Visit, Uploaded by DeniseVlogs: Denise Kass writes, produces and acts in thriller videos she uploads on YouTube




00 – introduction
01 – pick your ePoison
02 – plug in or be obsolete
03 – eJunk in the trunk
04.1 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 1: IN THE BEGINNING
04.2 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 2: STRANGE MISSILES
04.3 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 3: HUNGER
04.4a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4a: ANOTHER DIMENSION
04.4b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4b: SPOTTED!
04.5a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5a: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b: SEE WHAT I SEE?
04.6a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6a: DARKNESS
04.6b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6b: LIFE AND DEATH
04.7a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING
04.7b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7b: FREE WILL
04.8 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 8: LAY IT ALL OUT/FINALE
05 – kDrama: Arang and the Magistrate/Reply 1997/The Great Doctor
06 – jDorama: Iki mo Dekinai Natsu
07 – the evil that lurks behind the web curtain
08 – back to the future: The King of Dramas 드라마의 제왕
09 – of turkey and vampires: Let the Right One In vs Twilight


The continuation of a story told through YouTube videos…
(click on the green video links)

. . .

RECAP from previous Episode 6b:
The s/he/it/idiot died on impact, its dead carcass of a body flopping onto my chest. When I got it off my chest…


Episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING

…well, the thing is–I couldn’t get the dang thing off my chest. It stuck on me like a DUI charge on a Hollywood tartlet. How sick is that? And I’m not talking sick/good but sick as in: oh gawd, not me–not in all of heaven’s creations, me!

Ever seen a Korean drama (modern/period) where the guy (or gal) gives their love-to-be a piggyback ride? Well, picture it on your front side instead of back, and you’ll get my drift with its head flopping in my face. NOOOOO!!!



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[1]get/The Guild : S3 Ep4: Get it Back! – Uploaded by watchtheguild: The Guild is an American comedy web series created and written by Felicia Day, who also stars as Cyd Sherman (aka Codex), who vlogs about her life as a gamer priestess of a fantasy MMORPG video game entitled The Game; other Guild members are Warlock Zaboo (Sandeep Parikh), Guild Leader Vork (Jeff Lewis), Rogue Bladezz (Vincent Caso), Frost Mage Clara (Robin Thorsen), Ranger Tinkerballa (Amy Okuda) and temp Hunter Mr. Wiggly (Brett Sheridan); Joss Whedon credits The Guild as one of the inspirations for Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, which also starred Felicia Day.
[2]my chest/Kevin hart Say it with your chest – Seriously funny (uncensored), Published on Apr 14, 2012 by Hammym70: see Kevin Hart’s info from 04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b
[3]DUI/Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys! – Weird Nature – BBC animals, Uploaded by BBCWorldwide
[4]Hollywood/FREE HUGS IN HOLLYWOOD – Uploaded by supricky06: The Free Hugs Campaign, started in 2004 by an Australian man known only by the pseudonym “Juan Mann,” is a social movement involving individuals who offer hugs to strangers in public places, meant to be random acts of kindness performed to make others feel better; Hawaiian musician, Israel “IZ” Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole, aka Bruddah Iz (“Brother Iz”), sings “Over the Rainbow” in the background music
[5]sick/How To Be Sick – Uploaded by evmoneyTV
[6]talking/Ultimate Dog Tease – Uploaded by klaatu42: According to Variety, Ultimate Dog Tease could become a feature film, to be produced by Paramount’s genre label Insurge, with the help of two comedy writers to work on the script, Alec Berg and David Mandel, who have worked on Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm
[7]not me/[LIVE/RQ] B2ST/BEAST(비스트) – It’s Not Me, Published on Aug 12, 2012 by KPopsubber4ever: Beast (비스트; stylized as B2ST) is a six-member boy band from South Korea, formed in 2009 by Cube Entertainment, comprised of Yoon Doo-joon, Jang Hyun-seung, Yong Jun-hyung, Yang Yo-seob, Lee Gi-kwang, and Son Dong-woon; the group initially lacked industry success with media outlets referring to them as “a group of recycled material” but achieved significant commercial and critical accolades with time, winning the Bonsang award at the Seoul Music Awards in both 2011 and 2012, the Artist of the Year (Daesang) award at the Melon Music Awards and Gaon Chart Awards for the second quarter of the year in 2011
[8]heaven’s creations/Santana – Europa (Earth’s Cry Heaven’s Smile), Uploaded by D1nnak1lla: Carlos Augusto Alves Santana, winner of 10 Grammy Awards and 3 Latin Grammy Awards, is a Mexican and American rock guitarist, who with his band, pioneered rock, Latin music and jazz fusion with a sound that featured his melodic, blues-based guitar lines set against Latin and African rhythms featuring percussion instruments such as timbales and congas not generally heard in rock music; in 2003, Rolling Stone magazine listed Santana at number 15 on their list of the 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time
[9]modern/Winter Sonata -From the beginning until now (KoreAn verSion), Uploaded by koreanaddiction: Winter Sonata (aka Winter Ballad/Winter Love Story, 겨울연가) is a South Korean television drama series broadcast by KBS in 2002. It is the second part of the Endless Love installment directed by Yoon Seok-Ho, starring Choi Ji-woo and Bae Yong Joon–the series became so popular, it was adapted into an anime series and musical
[10]period/Jewel in the Palace – Deutscher Trailer, Uploaded by MagicAsianDream: Based on an actual historical figure, Jang-geum, of the Joseon Dynasty, Jewel in the Palace, aka Dae Jang Geum (대장금) is an epic South Korean television series directed by Lee Byung Hoon starring Lee Young Ae, an orphaned kitchen cook who went on to become the king’s first female physician in a time when women held little influence in society; the show garnered a precedent setting 57% viewership in South Korea, pulling in $40 million worldwide since it first aired in 2003, spawning an anime, musical and theme park
[11]piggyback ride/Korean Drama- Piggyback Ride Moments, Uploaded by kdramageek
[12]front side/Best Lift and Carry – Part 63 ( Girl lifting guy ), Uploaded by MrCrazyCarries
[13]drift/Blackmill – The Drift, Uploaded by tatarbazar: Blackmill started of producing music at the age of 8 when he received his first musical instrument, an acoustic guitar which he still plays to this day; at the age of 15 he produced trance, uploading them to youtube under the alias “Robert J.C.” and as Dubstep grew throughout 2010 Blackmill took a shine to this new genre, quickly producing his own version of Dubstep, Melodic Dubstep; Blackmill is the name of the house where his grandparents used to live; Mouches à feu is a short French animation film
[14]NOOOOO/Ultimate “NOOOOOOOOO” Compilation (ORIGINAL) – Uploaded by iiAFX



00 – introduction
01 – pick your ePoison
02 – plug in or be obsolete
03 – eJunk in the trunk
04.1 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 1: IN THE BEGINNING
04.2 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 2: STRANGE MISSILES
04.3 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 3: HUNGER
04.4a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4a: ANOTHER DIMENSION
04.4b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4b: SPOTTED!
04.5a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5a: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b: SEE WHAT I SEE?
04.6a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6a: DARKNESS
04.6b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6b: LIFE AND DEATH
04.7a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING
04.7b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7b: FREE WILL
04.8 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 8: LAY IT ALL OUT/FINALE
05 – kDrama: Arang and the Magistrate/Reply 1997/The Great Doctor
06 – jDorama: Iki mo Dekinai Natsu
07 – the evil that lurks behind the web curtain
08 – back to the future: The King of Dramas 드라마의 제왕
09 – of turkey and vampires: Let the Right One In vs Twilight


The continuation of a story told through YouTube videos…
(click on the green video links)

. . .

RECAP from previous Episode 6a:
Am I dead? And what‘s with this two-ton deadweight on top of my chest?


Episode 6b: THE BURDEN OF LIFE, AND DEATH

I’m not dead. My eyes can’t open because I got eye boogers up the wazoo. The impact from the s/he/it/idiot that flew full speed at me must’ve triggered some glands to squirt out big time eye boogers.

After tearing off the eye boogers–ripping off my bloody eyelashes along the way–I see the deadweight on my chest that was the s/he/it/idiot who, like a honey bee that stings, died on impact, its dead carcass of a body bonking me on the head and flopping onto my chest. But when I got it off my chest…


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[1]I’m not dead/Raving Rabbids Alive and Kicking – Title Screen, Uploaded by MilleniumGamingX: Raving Rabbids: Alive & Kicking is a video game released by Ubisoft (Ubisoft Paris and Ubisoft Milan) exclusively developed for the Kinect, a motion sensing input device by Microsoft for the Xbox 360 video game console and Windows PCs
[2]eye boogers/Frank’s “You know, you got something in your eye – Uploaded by fabulouskilljoycz: excerpt from My Chemical Romance’s music video, “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)”; Chemical Romance is an American alternative rock band from New Jersey, comprised of lead vocalist Gerard Way, guitarists Ray Toro and Frank Iero, and bassist Mikey Way
[3]impact/気仙沼 – Uploaded by michibikijizou: 気仙沼 (Kesennuma) is a city located in the extreme northeast of Miyagi Prefecture, Japan, where large sections of the city were destroyed by the 2011 Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami and major fires on March 11, 2011
[4]full speed/WAPALA TV Mag : N°42 :Windsurf au Japon, Kite Alex Caizergues et kid SUP ! Uploaded by Wapalatv: Wapala TV reports daily news on the pro circuit, water sports trips, portraits and the action of the moment slip; IMAGILI publishes Web TV http://www.wapala.tv specializing in sports and sailing news
[5]triggered/WHERE’S THE TRIGGER?! Published on Aug 17, 2012 by Droidfish
[6]glands/Pituitary Hormones (GOAT FLAP) – Uploaded by gykmeister
[7]tearing/”I Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know” Blood, Sweat & Tears – Uploaded by catman916: Blood, Sweat & Tears is an American music group, originally formed in 1967 in New York City that went through numerous iterations with varying personnel and encompassed a multitude of musical styles but was best known for its fusing of rock, blues, pop music, horn arrangements and jazz improvisation into a hybrid that came to be known as “jazz-rock”; “Blood, Sweat & Tears” was the name chosen by Al Kooper, the group’s initial bandleader, inspired after a late-night gig in which Kooper played with a bloody hand; Kooper wrote, produced and sang “I Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know”
[8]ripping/Baby Laughing Hysterically at Ripping Paper (Original) – Uploaded by BruBearBaby: Marcus McArthur, finishing up his doctorate at St. Louis University, received yet another rejection letter for a professorship, and he ripped it in half in front of baby Micah, who started laughing uncontrollably; the video went viral when actress Alyssa Milano–who was pregnant at the time–posted a link to the video on her Twitter account
[9]along the way/Along The Way 1 – Bobby Brown, Uploaded by uamountain: Bobby Brown is an American freeskier specializing in slopestyle and big air competitions; Brown, the first person ever to have landed a Switch Double Misty 1440, gained notoriety after winning both the SlopeStyle and Big Air events at Winter X Games XIV, registering a perfect score of 100 in the latter
[10]deadweight/Flip “Weight of the World” trailer – Published on Aug 23, 2012 by ThrasherMagazine: The Flip Skateboards team does another “tear up the town” tour, this time through the Southwest
[11]s/he/it/idiot/Pet Hippo | An Idiot Abroad – Published on Mar 1, 2012 by ScienceChannel: An Idiot Abroad is a travel documentary television series created by and featuring Karl Pilkington and his former radio show colleagues Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant; the ongoing theme is that Pilkington has no interest in global travel, so Merchant and Gervais make him travel while they themselves stay in London and monitor his progress
[12]impact/DONOR OPIUM, the impact of international aid to Palestine – Uploaded by RLFPalestine: documentary film directed by Mariam Shahin and George Azar, and funded by the Rosa Luxemburg Foundation, featuring Palestinian criticism of externally funded “development” of Palestine
[13]bonking/End the Bonk! (Director’s cut) – Uploaded by endthebonk
[14]flopping/AMAZING BACON FLOPS! (Rhett & Link Shoe?) – Uploaded by RhettandLink on Jun 21, 2010: Rhett & Link are the comedy duo consisting of life-long best friends, Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal, best known for their internet videos and are self-proclaimed “Internetainers”; in addition to their web presence, Rhett & Link are also musicians, filmmakers, have worked in network television as hosts, and own and operate a video production company, Rhett & Link, Inc.



00 – introduction
01 – pick your ePoison
02 – plug in or be obsolete
03 – eJunk in the trunk
04.1 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 1: IN THE BEGINNING
04.2 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 2: STRANGE MISSILES
04.3 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 3: HUNGER
04.4a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4a: ANOTHER DIMENSION
04.4b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4b: SPOTTED!
04.5a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5a: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b: SEE WHAT I SEE?
04.6a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6a: DARKNESS
04.6b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6b: LIFE AND DEATH
04.7a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING
04.7b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7b: FREE WILL
04.8 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 8: LAY IT ALL OUT/FINALE
05 – kDrama: Arang and the Magistrate/Reply 1997/The Great Doctor
06 – jDorama: Iki mo Dekinai Natsu
07 – the evil that lurks behind the web curtain
08 – back to the future: The King of Dramas 드라마의 제왕
09 – of turkey and vampires: Let the Right One In vs Twilight


The continuation of a story told through YouTube videos…
(click on the green video links)

. . .

RECAP from previous Episode 5b:
I’m getting ready to let out a nails scratching on chalkboard, hell raising scream only I get bonked bigtime on my head.


Episode 6a: DARKNESS

C’mon, not my head again…

So now whatam I dead? I can’t tell. I didn’t see any bright white lights. No scenes from my life flashing before my eyes. For the life of me, I can’t open my eyes. And what‘s with this, like, two-ton deadweight on top of my chest?


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[1]C’mon/C-Mon & Kypski – More Is Less, Uploaded by cmonandkypski: C-Mon & Kypski is a four man band that composes/produces their music in their own home studios; their music goes from funk, rock to polka, some hip-hop flavour with a heavy dose of turntablism by Holland’s six times national turntable champion Kypski
[2]my head/Dans la tête AKA In The Head – Uploaded by talantischannel: Talantis Channel is made for animation and special effects lovers; Talantis Films is a French production company
[3]So now what/April Lockhart – So What, Uploaded by aprillockhartmusic: April Lockhart is a singer/songwriter/musician from “Jersey”; born with UBS, uterine band syndrome, she plays piano and guitar without a left hand
[4]am I dead?/Zombie Experiment NYC – Published on Jul 30, 2012 by putzombiesback: Dish recently dropped AMC’s programming, including The Walking Dead, Mad Men and Breaking Bad so AMC did the experiment dressing up some willing New Yorkers as zombies and having them stumble through the city among unknowing pedestrians to prove that zombies don’t belong on the street, but on television
[5]tell/Tell on Me: The ballad of US agents – Published on Jun 15, 2012 by LatmaTV; Latma is Israel’s premiere satire group created by a group of journalists who, in one mock news show, stated in Hebrew, “this is the newscast that reaches conclusions long before the facts are known”; “Stand by Me” is a song written by Ben King and originally performed by him; the song was inspired by the spiritual “Lord Stand by Me,” plus two lines rooted in Psalms 46:2–3
[6]white/OK Go – White Knuckles – Official Video, Uploaded by OkGo: OK Go is an American alternative rock band best known for their often elaborate and quirky music videos; the band is originally from Chicago, Illinois, now residing in Los Angeles, California, comprised of Damian Kulash (lead vocals, guitar), Tim Nordwind (bass guitar and vocals), Dan Konopka (drums and percussion) and Andy Ross (guitar, keyboards and vocals), who joined them in 2005, replacing Andy Duncan
[7]scenes/Tony Jaa Chase Scene (Ong Bak) – Uploaded by dookie666mufc: Ong-Bak: Muay Thai Warrior (องค์บาก), aka Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior is a 2003 Thai action film directed by Prachya Pinkaew, featuring stunt choreography by Panna Rittikrai and starring Tony Jaa, the actor hailed internationally as the next major martial-arts star in a movie with high speed action fight scenes shot without wires
[8]flashing/Som Sabadell flashmob – Published on May 31, 2012 by BancSabadell: Banco Sabadell is the fifth-largest banking group funded by private Spanish capital that arranged a flashmob to celebrate their 130th anniversary with the participation of people from the Vallès Symphony Orchestra (the only self-governing Spanish symphony orchestra based in Sabadell, Spain), the Lieder (Cambra Lieder Càmera is a choir that cultivates Catalan and international choral music), Amics de l’Òpera (opera fans promoting opera in all of the Valencian autonomous community) and Coral Belles Arts (an association of singers aiming to cultivate universal Catalan choral music) choirs to perform Ode an die Freude (Ode to Joy) Beethoven Symphony No.9
[9]my eyes/Sungha Jung ~ Can’t take my eyes off you, Uploaded by janlau311: Seongha Jeong (정성하) is a South Korean professional acoustic finger-style guitarist who has risen to fame on YouTube and other sites; “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” is a 1967 single by Frankie Valli, a song that has had a major cultural impact, with hundreds of cover versions, many of which have been on the charts themselves in different countries; the Valli version was also used by NASA as a wake-up song for a mission of the Space Shuttle, on the anniversary of astronaut Christopher Ferguson
[10]life/Life – Coming Soon – Trailer, Uploaded by DiscoveryNetworks: Life is a nature documentary series made by BBC television, first broadcast as part of the BBC’s Darwin Season, taking a global view of the specialised strategies and extreme behaviour that living things have developed in order to survive; what Charles Darwin termed “the struggle for existence”
[11]I can’t/2PM – I Can’t MV, Uploaded by iekanzaki: 2PM is a six-member South Korean boy band managed by JYP Entertainment, comprised of Junsu, Nichkhun, Taecyeon, Wooyoung, Junho and Chansung; 2PM found their start under Korean musician Park Jin Young, who formed an eleven-member band known as One Day but eventually, the band was split into 2PM and a similar but independent group known as 2AM
[12]what/One Direction – What Makes You Beautiful (5 Piano Guys, 1 piano) – ThePianoGuys, Published on Jul 18, 2012 by ThePianoGuys: The Piano Guys is an American music duo consisting of Jon Schmidt and Steven Sharp Nelson who became “famous” through YouTube, where they posted videos of renditions and mashes of popular songs accompanied by professional-looking video clips; in December 2011 they released their first album
[13]like/People Like Us Trailer – Published on Mar 30, 2012 by peoplelikeusmovie: People Like Us is a 2012 drama film directed by Alex Kurtzman in his directorial debut, written by Kurtzman, Jody Lambert and Roberto Orci, starring Chris Pine, Olivia Wilde, Elizabeth Banks, Michelle Pfeiffer, Mark Duplass, and Jon Favreau with music composed by A. R. Rahman, about a man who finds out his dead father had another family
[15]deadweight/DEAD WEIGHT – Uploaded by dumbfoundead: Jonathan Park (박성만 Park Sung Man), aka Dumbfoundead, is an Argentine born American rapper of Korean descent originating from the Koreatown neighborhood of Los Angeles, California
[16]chest/How It Should Have Ended : How Dead Man’s Chest Should Have Ended – Uploaded by HISHEdotcom



00 – introduction
01 – pick your ePoison
02 – plug in or be obsolete
03 – eJunk in the trunk
04.1 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 1: IN THE BEGINNING
04.2 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 2: STRANGE MISSILES
04.3 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 3: HUNGER
04.4a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4a: ANOTHER DIMENSION
04.4b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4b: SPOTTED!
04.5a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5a: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b: SEE WHAT I SEE?
04.6a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6a: DARKNESS
04.6b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6b: LIFE AND DEATH
04.7a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING
04.7b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7b: FREE WILL
04.8 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 8: LAY IT ALL OUT/FINALE
05 – kDrama: Arang and the Magistrate/Reply 1997/The Great Doctor
06 – jDorama: Iki mo Dekinai Natsu
07 – the evil that lurks behind the web curtain
08 – back to the future: The King of Dramas 드라마의 제왕
09 – of turkey and vampires: Let the Right One In vs Twilight


The continuation of a story told through YouTube videos…
(click on the green or blue video links)

. . .

RECAP from previous Episode 5a:
Dunno what hit me. I couldn’t think/think of anything but the pain. I screwed my eyes shut, as if that would save me from harm.


Episode 5b: DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

But of course not. Another lightning shock of pain rips through my head and I’m not just seeing stars, I’m seeing a whole army of purple eating people with sharp jaws and sharp talons coming at me. I’m getting ready to let out a nails scratching on chalkboard, hell raising scream only I get bonked bigtime on my head.


Episode 5b version for mobile devices:
(alternate video links for mobile devices are in blue)

But of course not. Another lightning shock of pain rips through my head and I’m not just seeing stars, I’m seeing a whole army of purple eating people with sharp jaws and sharp talons coming at me. I’m getting ready to let out a nails scratching on chalkboard, hell raising scream only I get bonked bigtime on my head.


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[1]of course/Sean Connery – of course you are, Uploaded by Seanory: Sir Thomas Sean Connery, best known for portraying the character James Bond, is a Scottish actor and producer whose early start as a bodybuilder earned him respect from local gangs; Connery almost signed a football contract but became an actor instead, amassing numerous awards and a knightship
[2]lightening/2012 London Olympics: “The Lightning Strike (Part 1)” [Snow Patrol] [NBC/Fan-Made] – Published by fieldevents15: Snow Patrol is an award-winning British alternative rock band formed at the University of Dundee in 1994, comprised of Gary Lightbody (vocals, guitar), Jonny Quinn (drums), Nathan Connolly (guitar, backing vocals), Paul Wilson (bass guitar, backing vocals), and Tom Simpson (keyboards); London was selected as the host city of the 2012 Summer Olympics on 6 July 2005, defeating bids from Moscow, New York City, Madrid and Paris; it is the first city to officially host the modern Olympic Games three times having previously done so in 1908 and in 1948; Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Brunei entered female athletes for the first time, meaning every country sent a female competitor to at least one Olympic Games and with women’s boxing included, the Games became the first at which every sport had female competitors
[3]pain/Pain & Prodigy – Shut Your Mouth, Uploaded by MrTeslya: Pain is a musical project from Sweden that mixes heavy metal with influences from electronic music and techno, comprised of front man Peter Tägtgren, drummer David Wallin and bassist Johan Husgafvel
[4]my head/Of Monsters and Men Talk ‘My Head is an Animal’ – Published on Aug 28, 2012 by WatchMojo: WatchMojo is a producer of reference online video content, covering the people, places and trends; Of Monsters and Men is a six-piece indie folk/indie pop band from Iceland, comprised of co-singer/guitarist Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir, co-singer/guitarist Ragnar “Raggi” Þórhallsson, guitarist Brynjar Leifsson, drummer Arnar Rósenkranz Hilmarsson, piano/accordion player Árni Guðjónsson, and bassist Kristján Páll Kristjánsson; during their 2012 tour, the band added trumpet player Ragnhildur Gunnarsdóttir; the band won the Músíktilraunir in 2010, an annual battle of the bands competition in Iceland
[5]seeing stars/BBC Horizon: Seeing Stars ¦ 720p [1/4], Uploaded by g0dl1k30111: This film follows the men and women who are pushing the limits of science and engineering in some of the most extreme environments on earth, i.e., the Chilean Atacama Desert
[6]seeing/Adriana Evans Seein Is Believing Music Video – Uploaded by gfamorim1: Adriana Evans, (aka Adriana Madera) is an American R&B soul singer-songwriter born in San Francisco, California who took refuge in Brazil when she became disillusioned with the music industry after her debut album in her name in 1997; she recorded a follow-up in 2004, Nomadic, an album that explored various genres, held together by a theme of what she described as “African music”
[7]army/Army of Darkness Trailer – Uploaded by Logan5: Army of Darkness (aka Bruce Campbell vs Army of Darkness, Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness or just Evil Dead III) is a 1992 American comedy horror film directed by Sam Raimi; it is the third and final installment in The Evil Dead trilogy
[8]purple eating people/The Flying Purple People Eater – Uploaded by Boogervampire: a Mary J. Hoffman film; the Boogervampire (aka Mary J. Hoffman) is a a California Institute of the Arts Character Animation Grad from Seattle, WA who now resides in Burbank, CA who now works at a job where she gets paid to offend people on a weekly, prime time, basis for a fancy cable network (due to a current confidentiality agreement she is not allowed to say which show, but it seems to be an animated TV show on Wednesday nights around 10pm)
[9]jaws/”The Jaws of the Jacaré” – Ronaldo Souza Highlight, Uploaded by MMAwizard: Ronaldo Souza dos Santos, aka Jacaré, is a Brazilian mixed martial artist, submission grappler and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioner who holds the distinction of submitting Marcelo Garcia (a man considered by many to be the greatest pound-for-pound grappler of all time) in submission grappling competition; background music, Patience, by Nas & Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley–Nasir Bin Olu Dara Jones, aka Nas, is an American rapper and actor who has released eight consecutive platinum and multi-platinum albums since 1994, four of which topped the Billboard charts upon release and has sold over thirteen-million records in the United States alone; Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley, the youngest son of Bob Marley, is a three-time Grammy award winning Jamaican reggae artist
[10]talons/The Bowerbirds – In our Talons, Uploaded by markkodonto: Bowerbirds are an American folk band from Raleigh, North Carolina, comprised of Philip Moore (vocals, guitar), Beth Tacular (accordion, vocals) and Mark Paulson (violin, vocals)
[11]getting ready/THE TEMPTATIONS – GET READY, Uploaded by thegoldenhits: The Temptations are an American vocal group known for their success in the 60s and 70s at Motown Records with a repertoire that included, during its five-decade career, R&B, doo-wop, funk, disco, soul, and adult contemporary music; known for their recognizable choreography, distinct harmonies, and flashy onstage suits, the Temptations have been said to be as influential to soul as The Beatles are to pop and rock
[12]nails scratching on chalkboard/CHALKBOARD NAIL SCRATCH!! Uploaded by Imma4KidsOnePiece: a clip from One Piece (ワンピース Wan Piisu), a Japanese shōnen manga series written and illustrated by Eiichiro Oda
[13]scream/CATS SCREAM YAWNS – Uploaded by theindiemachines: Erik Beck and Justin Johnson of The Indie Machines make movies together in L.A.
[14]bonked/End the Bonk! (Director’s cut) – Uploaded by endthebonk: hosted by Dr. Seymour Brio. Scientist, thinker, and foremost leader in the study of Bonkology
[15]my head/Everything happens in your head – Uploaded by Mooji: Anthony Paul Moo-Young, aka Mooji, is a spiritual teacher or guru originally from Jamaica, calling his relaxed philosophical approach, “the lazy man’s way to enlightenment”

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lightning/Brown Bird – Thunder and Lightening – Uploaded by VideoFantomBoston: from Rhode Island, David Lamb (guitar, banjo, percussion, vocals) and Morganeve Swain (fiddle, cello, upright bass, vocals) are Brown Bird, a band that plays original, traditional American music

pain/Kevin Hart Laugh at My Pain part 1. “make money” LOL – Published by dean zatar: Kevin Hart is an American actor and stand-up comedian who executive-produced, wrote and starred in the ABC-TV sitcom The Big House, which debuted April 2, 2004 and was loosely based on his family in Philadelphia

jaws/Colossus in Sector 4 | Air Jaws Apocalypse — Shark Week 2012, Published by DiscoveryNetworks: Discovery Channel shows stories and experiences from the world of science, natural history, anthropology, survival, geography, and engineering

getting ready/2009 JHS Marching Band: Get Ready – Uploaded by jacksonhsband: Jackson High School “Purple Army” Band is widely considered to be one of the biggest and best high school bands in Ohio, performing at a wide variety of parades and events, including the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York, the Walt Disney Land Parade, various NFL halftime shows, shows for U.S. Presidents Ford and Bush, a memorial concert at Pearl Harbor and the Waikiki Holiday Parade in Honolulu in 2004, and annually in the Pro Football Hall of Fame Parade; “Get Ready” was the last song Smokey Robinson wrote and produced for the Temptations (see [11] above for more information about The Temptations)



00 – introduction
01 – pick your ePoison
02 – plug in or be obsolete
03 – eJunk in the trunk
04.1 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 1: IN THE BEGINNING
04.2 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 2: STRANGE MISSILES
04.3 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 3: HUNGER
04.4a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4a: ANOTHER DIMENSION
04.4b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4b: SPOTTED!
04.5a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5a: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b: SEE WHAT I SEE?
04.6a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6a: DARKNESS
04.6b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6b: LIFE AND DEATH
04.7a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING
04.7b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7b: FREE WILL
04.8 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 8: LAY IT ALL OUT/FINALE
05 – kDrama: Arang and the Magistrate/Reply 1997/The Great Doctor
06 – jDorama: Iki mo Dekinai Natsu
07 – the evil that lurks behind the web curtain
08 – back to the future: The King of Dramas 드라마의 제왕
09 – of turkey and vampires: Let the Right One In vs Twilight