The continuation of a story told through YouTube videos…
(click on the green video links)

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RECAP from previous Episode 6b:
The s/he/it/idiot died on impact, its dead carcass of a body flopping onto my chest. When I got it off my chest…


Episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING

…well, the thing is–I couldn’t get the dang thing off my chest. It stuck on me like a DUI charge on a Hollywood tartlet. How sick is that? And I’m not talking sick/good but sick as in: oh gawd, not me–not in all of heaven’s creations, me!

Ever seen a Korean drama (modern/period) where the guy (or gal) gives their love-to-be a piggyback ride? Well, picture it on your front side instead of back, and you’ll get my drift with its head flopping in my face. NOOOOO!!!



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[1]get/The Guild : S3 Ep4: Get it Back! – Uploaded by watchtheguild: The Guild is an American comedy web series created and written by Felicia Day, who also stars as Cyd Sherman (aka Codex), who vlogs about her life as a gamer priestess of a fantasy MMORPG video game entitled The Game; other Guild members are Warlock Zaboo (Sandeep Parikh), Guild Leader Vork (Jeff Lewis), Rogue Bladezz (Vincent Caso), Frost Mage Clara (Robin Thorsen), Ranger Tinkerballa (Amy Okuda) and temp Hunter Mr. Wiggly (Brett Sheridan); Joss Whedon credits The Guild as one of the inspirations for Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, which also starred Felicia Day.
[2]my chest/Kevin hart Say it with your chest – Seriously funny (uncensored), Published on Apr 14, 2012 by Hammym70: see Kevin Hart’s info from 04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b
[3]DUI/Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys! – Weird Nature – BBC animals, Uploaded by BBCWorldwide
[4]Hollywood/FREE HUGS IN HOLLYWOOD – Uploaded by supricky06: The Free Hugs Campaign, started in 2004 by an Australian man known only by the pseudonym “Juan Mann,” is a social movement involving individuals who offer hugs to strangers in public places, meant to be random acts of kindness performed to make others feel better; Hawaiian musician, Israel “IZ” Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole, aka Bruddah Iz (“Brother Iz”), sings “Over the Rainbow” in the background music
[5]sick/How To Be Sick – Uploaded by evmoneyTV
[6]talking/Ultimate Dog Tease – Uploaded by klaatu42: According to Variety, Ultimate Dog Tease could become a feature film, to be produced by Paramount’s genre label Insurge, with the help of two comedy writers to work on the script, Alec Berg and David Mandel, who have worked on Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm
[7]not me/[LIVE/RQ] B2ST/BEAST(비스트) – It’s Not Me, Published on Aug 12, 2012 by KPopsubber4ever: Beast (비스트; stylized as B2ST) is a six-member boy band from South Korea, formed in 2009 by Cube Entertainment, comprised of Yoon Doo-joon, Jang Hyun-seung, Yong Jun-hyung, Yang Yo-seob, Lee Gi-kwang, and Son Dong-woon; the group initially lacked industry success with media outlets referring to them as “a group of recycled material” but achieved significant commercial and critical accolades with time, winning the Bonsang award at the Seoul Music Awards in both 2011 and 2012, the Artist of the Year (Daesang) award at the Melon Music Awards and Gaon Chart Awards for the second quarter of the year in 2011
[8]heaven’s creations/Santana – Europa (Earth’s Cry Heaven’s Smile), Uploaded by D1nnak1lla: Carlos Augusto Alves Santana, winner of 10 Grammy Awards and 3 Latin Grammy Awards, is a Mexican and American rock guitarist, who with his band, pioneered rock, Latin music and jazz fusion with a sound that featured his melodic, blues-based guitar lines set against Latin and African rhythms featuring percussion instruments such as timbales and congas not generally heard in rock music; in 2003, Rolling Stone magazine listed Santana at number 15 on their list of the 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time
[9]modern/Winter Sonata -From the beginning until now (KoreAn verSion), Uploaded by koreanaddiction: Winter Sonata (aka Winter Ballad/Winter Love Story, 겨울연가) is a South Korean television drama series broadcast by KBS in 2002. It is the second part of the Endless Love installment directed by Yoon Seok-Ho, starring Choi Ji-woo and Bae Yong Joon–the series became so popular, it was adapted into an anime series and musical
[10]period/Jewel in the Palace – Deutscher Trailer, Uploaded by MagicAsianDream: Based on an actual historical figure, Jang-geum, of the Joseon Dynasty, Jewel in the Palace, aka Dae Jang Geum (대장금) is an epic South Korean television series directed by Lee Byung Hoon starring Lee Young Ae, an orphaned kitchen cook who went on to become the king’s first female physician in a time when women held little influence in society; the show garnered a precedent setting 57% viewership in South Korea, pulling in $40 million worldwide since it first aired in 2003, spawning an anime, musical and theme park
[11]piggyback ride/Korean Drama- Piggyback Ride Moments, Uploaded by kdramageek
[12]front side/Best Lift and Carry – Part 63 ( Girl lifting guy ), Uploaded by MrCrazyCarries
[13]drift/Blackmill – The Drift, Uploaded by tatarbazar: Blackmill started of producing music at the age of 8 when he received his first musical instrument, an acoustic guitar which he still plays to this day; at the age of 15 he produced trance, uploading them to youtube under the alias “Robert J.C.” and as Dubstep grew throughout 2010 Blackmill took a shine to this new genre, quickly producing his own version of Dubstep, Melodic Dubstep; Blackmill is the name of the house where his grandparents used to live; Mouches à feu is a short French animation film
[14]NOOOOO/Ultimate “NOOOOOOOOO” Compilation (ORIGINAL) – Uploaded by iiAFX



00 – introduction
01 – pick your ePoison
02 – plug in or be obsolete
03 – eJunk in the trunk
04.1 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 1: IN THE BEGINNING
04.2 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 2: STRANGE MISSILES
04.3 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 3: HUNGER
04.4a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4a: ANOTHER DIMENSION
04.4b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4b: SPOTTED!
04.5a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5a: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b: SEE WHAT I SEE?
04.6a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6a: DARKNESS
04.6b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6b: LIFE AND DEATH
04.7a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING
04.7b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7b: FREE WILL
04.8 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 8: LAY IT ALL OUT/FINALE
05 – kDrama: Arang and the Magistrate/Reply 1997/The Great Doctor
06 – jDorama: Iki mo Dekinai Natsu
07 – the evil that lurks behind the web curtain
08 – back to the future: The King of Dramas 드라마의 제왕
09 – of turkey and vampires: Let the Right One In vs Twilight