The continuation of a story told through YouTube videos…
(click on the green or blue video links)

. . .

RECAP from previous Episode 5a:
Dunno what hit me. I couldn’t think/think of anything but the pain. I screwed my eyes shut, as if that would save me from harm.


Episode 5b: DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

But of course not. Another lightning shock of pain rips through my head and I’m not just seeing stars, I’m seeing a whole army of purple eating people with sharp jaws and sharp talons coming at me. I’m getting ready to let out a nails scratching on chalkboard, hell raising scream only I get bonked bigtime on my head.


Episode 5b version for mobile devices:
(alternate video links for mobile devices are in blue)

But of course not. Another lightning shock of pain rips through my head and I’m not just seeing stars, I’m seeing a whole army of purple eating people with sharp jaws and sharp talons coming at me. I’m getting ready to let out a nails scratching on chalkboard, hell raising scream only I get bonked bigtime on my head.


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[1]of course/Sean Connery – of course you are, Uploaded by Seanory: Sir Thomas Sean Connery, best known for portraying the character James Bond, is a Scottish actor and producer whose early start as a bodybuilder earned him respect from local gangs; Connery almost signed a football contract but became an actor instead, amassing numerous awards and a knightship
[2]lightening/2012 London Olympics: “The Lightning Strike (Part 1)” [Snow Patrol] [NBC/Fan-Made] – Published by fieldevents15: Snow Patrol is an award-winning British alternative rock band formed at the University of Dundee in 1994, comprised of Gary Lightbody (vocals, guitar), Jonny Quinn (drums), Nathan Connolly (guitar, backing vocals), Paul Wilson (bass guitar, backing vocals), and Tom Simpson (keyboards); London was selected as the host city of the 2012 Summer Olympics on 6 July 2005, defeating bids from Moscow, New York City, Madrid and Paris; it is the first city to officially host the modern Olympic Games three times having previously done so in 1908 and in 1948; Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Brunei entered female athletes for the first time, meaning every country sent a female competitor to at least one Olympic Games and with women’s boxing included, the Games became the first at which every sport had female competitors
[3]pain/Pain & Prodigy – Shut Your Mouth, Uploaded by MrTeslya: Pain is a musical project from Sweden that mixes heavy metal with influences from electronic music and techno, comprised of front man Peter Tägtgren, drummer David Wallin and bassist Johan Husgafvel
[4]my head/Of Monsters and Men Talk ‘My Head is an Animal’ – Published on Aug 28, 2012 by WatchMojo: WatchMojo is a producer of reference online video content, covering the people, places and trends; Of Monsters and Men is a six-piece indie folk/indie pop band from Iceland, comprised of co-singer/guitarist Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir, co-singer/guitarist Ragnar “Raggi” Þórhallsson, guitarist Brynjar Leifsson, drummer Arnar Rósenkranz Hilmarsson, piano/accordion player Árni Guðjónsson, and bassist Kristján Páll Kristjánsson; during their 2012 tour, the band added trumpet player Ragnhildur Gunnarsdóttir; the band won the Músíktilraunir in 2010, an annual battle of the bands competition in Iceland
[5]seeing stars/BBC Horizon: Seeing Stars ¦ 720p [1/4], Uploaded by g0dl1k30111: This film follows the men and women who are pushing the limits of science and engineering in some of the most extreme environments on earth, i.e., the Chilean Atacama Desert
[6]seeing/Adriana Evans Seein Is Believing Music Video – Uploaded by gfamorim1: Adriana Evans, (aka Adriana Madera) is an American R&B soul singer-songwriter born in San Francisco, California who took refuge in Brazil when she became disillusioned with the music industry after her debut album in her name in 1997; she recorded a follow-up in 2004, Nomadic, an album that explored various genres, held together by a theme of what she described as “African music”
[7]army/Army of Darkness Trailer – Uploaded by Logan5: Army of Darkness (aka Bruce Campbell vs Army of Darkness, Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness or just Evil Dead III) is a 1992 American comedy horror film directed by Sam Raimi; it is the third and final installment in The Evil Dead trilogy
[8]purple eating people/The Flying Purple People Eater – Uploaded by Boogervampire: a Mary J. Hoffman film; the Boogervampire (aka Mary J. Hoffman) is a a California Institute of the Arts Character Animation Grad from Seattle, WA who now resides in Burbank, CA who now works at a job where she gets paid to offend people on a weekly, prime time, basis for a fancy cable network (due to a current confidentiality agreement she is not allowed to say which show, but it seems to be an animated TV show on Wednesday nights around 10pm)
[9]jaws/”The Jaws of the Jacaré” – Ronaldo Souza Highlight, Uploaded by MMAwizard: Ronaldo Souza dos Santos, aka Jacaré, is a Brazilian mixed martial artist, submission grappler and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioner who holds the distinction of submitting Marcelo Garcia (a man considered by many to be the greatest pound-for-pound grappler of all time) in submission grappling competition; background music, Patience, by Nas & Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley–Nasir Bin Olu Dara Jones, aka Nas, is an American rapper and actor who has released eight consecutive platinum and multi-platinum albums since 1994, four of which topped the Billboard charts upon release and has sold over thirteen-million records in the United States alone; Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley, the youngest son of Bob Marley, is a three-time Grammy award winning Jamaican reggae artist
[10]talons/The Bowerbirds – In our Talons, Uploaded by markkodonto: Bowerbirds are an American folk band from Raleigh, North Carolina, comprised of Philip Moore (vocals, guitar), Beth Tacular (accordion, vocals) and Mark Paulson (violin, vocals)
[11]getting ready/THE TEMPTATIONS – GET READY, Uploaded by thegoldenhits: The Temptations are an American vocal group known for their success in the 60s and 70s at Motown Records with a repertoire that included, during its five-decade career, R&B, doo-wop, funk, disco, soul, and adult contemporary music; known for their recognizable choreography, distinct harmonies, and flashy onstage suits, the Temptations have been said to be as influential to soul as The Beatles are to pop and rock
[12]nails scratching on chalkboard/CHALKBOARD NAIL SCRATCH!! Uploaded by Imma4KidsOnePiece: a clip from One Piece (ワンピース Wan Piisu), a Japanese shōnen manga series written and illustrated by Eiichiro Oda
[13]scream/CATS SCREAM YAWNS – Uploaded by theindiemachines: Erik Beck and Justin Johnson of The Indie Machines make movies together in L.A.
[14]bonked/End the Bonk! (Director’s cut) – Uploaded by endthebonk: hosted by Dr. Seymour Brio. Scientist, thinker, and foremost leader in the study of Bonkology
[15]my head/Everything happens in your head – Uploaded by Mooji: Anthony Paul Moo-Young, aka Mooji, is a spiritual teacher or guru originally from Jamaica, calling his relaxed philosophical approach, “the lazy man’s way to enlightenment”

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mobile device alternate links:

lightning/Brown Bird – Thunder and Lightening – Uploaded by VideoFantomBoston: from Rhode Island, David Lamb (guitar, banjo, percussion, vocals) and Morganeve Swain (fiddle, cello, upright bass, vocals) are Brown Bird, a band that plays original, traditional American music

pain/Kevin Hart Laugh at My Pain part 1. “make money” LOL – Published by dean zatar: Kevin Hart is an American actor and stand-up comedian who executive-produced, wrote and starred in the ABC-TV sitcom The Big House, which debuted April 2, 2004 and was loosely based on his family in Philadelphia

jaws/Colossus in Sector 4 | Air Jaws Apocalypse — Shark Week 2012, Published by DiscoveryNetworks: Discovery Channel shows stories and experiences from the world of science, natural history, anthropology, survival, geography, and engineering

getting ready/2009 JHS Marching Band: Get Ready – Uploaded by jacksonhsband: Jackson High School “Purple Army” Band is widely considered to be one of the biggest and best high school bands in Ohio, performing at a wide variety of parades and events, including the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York, the Walt Disney Land Parade, various NFL halftime shows, shows for U.S. Presidents Ford and Bush, a memorial concert at Pearl Harbor and the Waikiki Holiday Parade in Honolulu in 2004, and annually in the Pro Football Hall of Fame Parade; “Get Ready” was the last song Smokey Robinson wrote and produced for the Temptations (see [11] above for more information about The Temptations)



00 – introduction
01 – pick your ePoison
02 – plug in or be obsolete
03 – eJunk in the trunk
04.1 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 1: IN THE BEGINNING
04.2 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 2: STRANGE MISSILES
04.3 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 3: HUNGER
04.4a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4a: ANOTHER DIMENSION
04.4b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4b: SPOTTED!
04.5a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5a: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b: SEE WHAT I SEE?
04.6a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6a: DARKNESS
04.6b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6b: LIFE AND DEATH
04.7a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING
04.7b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7b: FREE WILL
04.8 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 8: LAY IT ALL OUT/FINALE
05 – kDrama: Arang and the Magistrate/Reply 1997/The Great Doctor
06 – jDorama: Iki mo Dekinai Natsu
07 – the evil that lurks behind the web curtain
08 – back to the future: The King of Dramas 드라마의 제왕
09 – of turkey and vampires: Let the Right One In vs Twilight


The continuation of a story told through YouTube videos…
(click on the green or blue (for iPads) video links)

. . .

RECAP from previous Episode 4b:
S/he/it was going full speed at me and before I could duck


. . .
Episode 5a: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS

…I was down. Dunno what hit me (I mean how is it that s/he/it could be like a missile?!) but there I was on the ground, only feeling pain, pain, pain. I couldn’t think of anything but the pain. I couldn’t think of trying to get away, figure out what’s going on, what to do, even seeing where the pain came from. I screwed my eyes shut, as if that would save me from harm.


Episode 5a version for iPads and possibly other mobile devices:
(alternate video links for mobile devices are in blue)

…I was down. Dunno what hit me (I mean how is it that s/he/it could be like a missile?!) but there I was on the ground, only feeling pain, pain, pain. I couldn’t think of anything but the pain. I couldn’t think of trying to get away, figure out what’s going on, what to do, even seeing where the pain came from. I screwed my eyes shut, as if that would save me from harm.

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[1]down/Fashawn “Down That Road” Feat Sam Hook – Uploaded by fashawntv: Santiago Leyva, better known as Fashawn or Fash is an American rapper from Fresno, California, who at 17, was invited to leave school and go on the road with underground hip hop MC, Planet Asia; Sam Hook is a singer/songwriter from NY (now living in L.A., working with such talents as Chris Brown, Nick Jonas, Justin Bieber, Letoya Luckett, Cody Simpson, Diggy Simmons, Mary J. Blige, Fashawn, Plies, Paypa, French Montana, J. Holiday)
[2]hit/NHL’s Hardest Hockey Hits! Uploaded by JAYDEGARROW: The National Hockey League was organized on November 26, 1917, in Montreal, Canada, after the suspension of its predecessor organization, the National Hockey Association (NHA) in order to get rid of an unwanted owner, Edward J. Livingstone
[3a]mean/Mean Kitty vs Himself – Uploaded by smpfilms: “Simple Minded People” films/videos are the brainchild of Cory Williams, an actor, stuntman, writer and director who has worked in pretty much every form of entertainment except porn
[3b]mean/The Mean(er) Kitty Song – Uploaded by stevecash83: Steve Cash (originally from Oakland, CA but now in Boise, ID) is a computer geek, a musician, an illusionist and an animal lover, but most of all, he dreams of becoming a professional entertainer
[4]it/ The Key of Awesome! : Eat It Don’t Tweet It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome – Published by barelypolitical; The Key of Awesome is created by Ben Relles and Mark Douglas, a musical comedy show featured on the Barely Political channel
[5]missile/Abdul Kalam, Missile Man: Learn English – Story for Children “BookBox.com” – Uploaded by bookboxinc; BookBox is a web-based jukebox of digital books in over 30 languages, that synchronizes text, audio, and visual to create an educational and entertaining reading experience for children and adults
[6]on the ground/ On the Ground : with Nicholas D. Kristof – A Dirty Job, Uploaded by NicholasKristof; On the Ground is a video blog by New York Times journalist, Nicholas Kristof, emphasizing human rights abuses and social injustices
[7]pain/X JAPAN – ROSE OF PAIN -PART2- ( X With Orchestra 1991.12.08 ), Uploaded by masamune631204: X Japan is a Japanese metal band from Chiba, formed in 1982 by Toshi and Yoshiki originally named X (エックス), starting out mainly as a power/speed metal band, but later gravitated towards a progressive sound with an emphasis on ballads (Note: video is the second part of the whole song; the first part gets off to a slow start which made me think folks who are hearing it for the first time might not listen to the whole song and miss out on the riffs that really make it for me)
[8]pain/Ellen Talks About Her Chest Pain – Uploaded by TheEllenShow: Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American stand-up comedian, television host and actress instrumental for paving the way for public acknowledgement of LGBT issues
[9]pain/Understanding Pain: What to do about it in less than five minutes? Uploaded by gpaccess – GP access after hours provides a comprehensive system of after hours primary medical care for patients of Australia’s New South Wales, Hunter urban region including five GP clinics of Maitland Hospital, Belmont Hospital, John Hunter Hospital, Toronto Polyclinic, Newcastle Community Health Centre
[10a]think/Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Think About it – Uploaded by r8dkid: Flight of the Conchords are a New Zealand-based comedy duo composed of Academy Award winner Bret McKenzie and Emmy nominated Jemaine Clement; the duo’s comedy and music became the basis of a BBC radio series and then an American television series, which premiered in 2007 on HBO, also called Flight of the Conchords
[10b]think/Flight Of The Conchords Season 2 Ep6 think about the epileptic dogs’ [ in HD ] – Uploaded by allergictoshelfis
[11]pain/2Pac – PAIN: Tupac Amaru Shakur (1971 – 1996), aka 2Pac, named by Rolling Stone Magazine the 86th Greatest Artist of All Time, was an American rapper and actor who sold over 75 million records worldwide as of 2010, making him one of the best-selling music artists in the world; the themes of most of Tupac’s songs are the violence and hardship in inner cities, racism, social problems, and conflicts with other rappers during the East Coast–West Coast hip hop rivalry
[12]think/What Do You Think of Me Now? Published by JWBeato (JW Beatovich)
[13a]get away/bobby brown – get away, Uploaded by newjacktommy: Robert Barisford “Bobby” Brown is an American R&B singer-songwriter, occasional rapper, and dancer who started his career as one of the frontmen of the pop group New Edition, later embarking on a solo career wracking up a string of top ten hits on various Billboard charts between 1986 and 1992, and recieving a Grammy Award; Brown was most noted in recent years as the ex-husband of the late pop singer Whitney Houston whose decline was in part blamed on Brown’s drug use
[13b]get away/GET AWAY FROM ME BABY!!!! – Uploaded by MrHarris5406
[14a]what’s going on/Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On, Uploaded by cctaximan: Marvin Pentz Gay, Jr. (1939 – 1984), aka Marvin Gaye was an acclaimed American three-octave vocal range singer, songwriter and musician who was shot dead by his father on April 1, 1984, after a violent argument; Gaye achieved major success in the 1960s and 1970s as an artist for the Motown label, ranked at number 6 on American music magazine Rolling Stone’s list of the Greatest Singers of All Time, number 18 on 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, number 20 on VH1’s list of 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, and was posthumously inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1987
[14b]what’s going on/Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On + What’s Happening Brother, Uploaded by ClassicSoulRadio: “What’s Going On” is the eleventh studio album by Marvin Gaye, released May 21, 1971; the first album credited as produced solely by the artist himself; the album is told from the point of view of a Vietnam War veteran returning to the country he had been fighting for, and seeing nothing but injustice, suffering and hatred featuring introspective lyrics and socially-conscious themes about drug abuse, poverty, and the Vietnam War; in worldwide critics’, artists’ and public surveys, the album has been voted one of the landmark recordings in pop music history and is considered to be one of the greatest albums ever made, ranking number 6 on Rolling Stone magazine’s list of the 500 greatest albums of all time (“What’s Happening Brother” is the song on the album that follows “What’s Going On”)
[15]what/Previously on Lost : What? Uploaded by chriszabriskie: Chris Zabriskie is a composer and musician living and working in Orlando, Florida; he explores melodic minimalism, cinematic soundscapes, vintage synthesizers, unknowable tones, and aural texture and has eight albums available for free download (via a Creative Commons Attribution license); Lost is a critically acclaimed and award winning American sci-fi/drama series that follows the survivors of the crash of a commercial passenger jet flying between Sydney and Los Angeles, on a mysterious tropical island somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean
[16]seeing/Try The McGurk Effect! – Horizon: Is Seeing Believing? – BBC Two: The McGurk effect is a perceptual phenomenon that demonstrates an interaction between hearing and vision in speech perception where an illusion occurs when the auditory component of one sound is paired with the visual component of another sound, leading to the perception of a third sound (if you don’t believe this, after watching the video a few times, try to look away when you know he’s about to say the “faah” sound to hear the actual “baah” sound)
[17a]the pain/Accept – Kill the Pain HD 1080p, Uploaded by versus54GR: Accept is a German heavy metal band from the town of Solingen, formed in the late 60s with the original members: vocalist Udo Dirkschneider, guitarist Wolf Hoffmann and bassist Peter Baltes; they played an important role in the development of speed metal, being part of the German heavy metal scene to emerge in the early to mid 80s
[17b]the pain/March of Pain – Uploaded by EmperorDarkmaster: Pain (ペイン) is the figurehead leader of Akatsuki (暁), an organization of criminal ninja that serves as the primary antagonistic force of the Naruto series
[18]eyes shut/Itachi ~ With Eyes Wide Shut, Uploaded by KairaDragon27, music by Blessthefall: Itachi Uchiha (うちは イタチ) is a character in the Naruto manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto; Itachi is the older brother of Sasuke Uchiha and is responsible for killing all the members of their clan, sparing only Sasuke (whose primary motivation throughout the series is to avenge the destruction of his entire clan by killing Itachi); Blessthefall is a post-hardcore band from Phoenix, Arizona formed in their high school days, members guitarist Mike Frisby, drummer Matt Traynor and bassist Jared Warth added vocalist Craig Mabbitt for their debut album, His Last Walk; currently only Warth and Traynor remain with new members, Eric Lamber, Beau Bokan and Elliott Bruenberg
[19]save me from harm/Anne Marie Almedal – Safe From Harm (Promo film): Almedal is a Norwegian folk-pop singer-songwriter




00 – introduction
01 – pick your ePoison
02 – plug in or be obsolete
03 – eJunk in the trunk
04.1 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 1: IN THE BEGINNING
04.2 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 2: STRANGE MISSILES
04.3 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 3: HUNGER
04.4a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4a: ANOTHER DIMENSION
04.4b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 4b: SPOTTED!
04.5a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5a: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
04.5b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 5b: SEE WHAT I SEE?
04.6a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6a: DARKNESS
04.6b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 6b: LIFE AND DEATH
04.7a – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7a: LIFE IS SUFFERING
04.7b – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 7b: FREE WILL
04.8 – once upon a time in YouTube/episode 8: LAY IT ALL OUT/FINALE
05 – kDrama: Arang and the Magistrate/Reply 1997/The Great Doctor
06 – jDorama: Iki mo Dekinai Natsu
07 – the evil that lurks behind the web curtain
08 – back to the future: The King of Dramas 드라마의 제왕
09 – of turkey and vampires: Let the Right One In vs Twilight